When I go into opposition
I will become very clear in my thinking
I will define our national problems with precision
And articulate fantastic solutions.
When I go into opposition
I will offer scathing criticisms of every negative government action
I will rail against the endemic corruption
And speak against how the government is shortchanging the people.
When I go into opposition
I will be the mouthpiece of the masses
I will make sure no bad law passes
I will fight for the welfare of the people.
When I go into opposition
I will fight against laws I helped to make
Point fingers at those who are devouring the national cake
And expose how much each of the ‘greedy bastards’ take.
When I go into opposition
I will be accessible to the people
I will closely scrutinize election results
And make sure the people’s verdict is not stolen.
When I go into opposition
I will have the benefit of hindsight
I will gain wisdom from my past mistakes
And feed my foresight.
When I go into opposition
I will have time to enjoy my earnings
I will set up my businesses
And gather funds to pursue my political dreams.
Great Stuff!