You guys should vote for me
I want to be an Article 71 holder
And get to serve my nation
And be the champion of the masses
And a mouthpiece for the common people
And protect the interest of the ordinary man
I will remember the hunger and want of the man on the street
Poverty is evil, so the needs of the masses shall inform every bill that passes
I’ll pursue policies that are sound, in effect, increase all taxes
So there’s enough to go around
You guys should vote for me
I want to be an Article 71 holder
And have a bank account that is bursting at the seams
And live all my dearest fantasies and dreams
And ride in fuel-guzzling Tundras
And cavort with the hottest slay-queens
And have mansions in Dubai and Trassaco
And fly first class to conferences in Cancun and Acapulco
And collect hefty per diems for my trouble
And live high above the impecunious rabble
You guys should vote for me
I want to be an Article 71 holder
And enjoy sumptuous state-sponsored dinners
Overloaded with delicacies high in cholesterol
And go for checkups at Cromwell Street Hospital
And educate my kids at English public schools such as Harrow
So they acquire the posh accents of those who rule
And then go on to Oxford and Harvard and the rest
And become members of the elitist oligarchies
Your votes shall periodically invest
